Category: Basil

I got a wood guy in La Push. [Port Angeles, WA, 10:36]

Every branch was flying off the rear view mirror … [Franklin, TN. 9:53 PM]

He came out on stage and I was all, “This is what love is.” [Two Top, 5th Avenue. 5:11 PM]

I said that three weeks before I was arrested. [Under the Light, Time Unknown]

It’s a thinking job once you start to drink. [Frothy Monkey, Time Unknown]  

The saddest moment today, I went to Taco Bell. [Antique Mall, Time Unknown]

Hey Sam, it’s a message for you. [Public Square, Time Unknown]

That’s the Holy Ghost, because I don’t know how that happened. [4th Avenue, 11:14 AM]

In my defense, I didn’t know it was there. [Third Avenue, 2:13 PM]

I tell my wife, “Don’t watch me.” Because she already knows. [5th Avenue, 10:32 AM]

He just didn’t stop. He’s ignorant. [Public Square, 8:26 PM]

I tagged us all in and did the check-in thing, is that okay? [Sidewalk, Sunset]

He’s 86 and a puma, we have a really great time. [South Side, Time Unknown]

You really need fresh blood for that. [Main Street, Time Unknown]

I made my wife a believer a month ago, so … yeh. [Armory Drive, 1:14 PM]

She looked a lot like Joan Rivers, you know. [Table of Three, 11:00 AM]

It goes from being in the kitchen, to the wash room, and I don’t know where else. [On the Terrace, 10:46 AM]

We will get our own bus next time. [Fifth Avenue South, 11:15 AM]